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Mystery

Deadly Forks

by Paul R. Lloyd

Forks, Washington, is not what you would call the glamour capital of the universe, but when the fog lifts on this side of the Olympic Peninsula, the scenery is among the best anywhere. Unfortunately for Lieutenant Lawson, more fog lifted from the ground than his head.

“Think it’s safe to campout with the vampire problem?” Lawson patted his police issue 38.

What could I say? “Probably. You’ve got a weapon, right?”

“Lignum Vitae bullets.” Lawson pulled one out of the side pocket of his suit coat jacket and held up the greenish dark bullet head with a pronounced grain pattern.

“You’re kidding, right?” I took the bullet into my hands. It felt like wood.

“Hard as iron but still qualifies as wood. Perfect for taking out a vampire. Don’t know why nobody thought of it before.” Lawson pulled the bullet out of my hand.

“Maybe there would actually have to be vampires before somebody worried about making real wooden bullets. What about werewolves?” I couldn’t keep from smiling, but it didn’t matter.

Lawson’s eyes went wide. “There a full moon tonight?”

“Don’t know.”

“Reminds me,” Lawson said, patting the 22 pistol in the other side pocket of his suit jacket. “When do the deer turn into elk?”

“What?”

“Doesn’t matter. Silver bullets in the 22.”

“So I guess we’ll be safe?” I tried coughing to cover my laughter, but it didn’t mask the horrific scream from somewhere in the fir forest. “This way.” I headed into the woods at the edge of town. Doesn't take long to run out of Forks.

The forests on the peninsula are thick with trees that shoot up a hundred feet or more, leaving a dark space beneath for deer to play or vampires to flock if you’re into bloody teenage romance. The girl was easy to find after the second scream despite the shadows.

“What happened?” I asked her.

“She’s dead. They killed my friend.” The girl’s hands were over her mouth so it was difficult to understand her.

“Who?” Lawson asked.

“Vampires.”

I took a gander at the dead girl’s neck. She was flat on the ground on her back with the top of her head touching the screamer’s shoes. The screamer stepped back as I knelt to examine the body. “Two puncture wounds to the neck, Lawson.”

“Any other teeth marks?” Lawson looked down at me with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes of his.

“There are no teeth marks, Lawson. This is your run of the mill murder. The puncture wounds form perfect circles like an old fashioned ice pick would make.”

“Or a sixteen penny common nail?” Lawson asked.

“Yeah. A sixteen d common. Well, more like a twelve, but either way she’s dead. The weapon punctured her juggler in two places. She must have bled profusely.”

Lawson pointed at the body like he knew something. “Vampires sucked it all up. See, no blood on her blouse.”

“Killed elsewhere,” I said. “Some creep cleaned her up and dumped her here.”

Lawson looked at the girl. “What do you know about this, sweetheart?”

“She’s my friend Suzy Quanto. We were camping with Douglas First and Richard Spooner.”

“Camping nearby?” I asked.

“Just over that rise. I woke up early, went for a walk. You know, to count the trees.”

“How many?” Lawson asked.

“Never mind him,” I said. “He’s city.” Turning to Lawson, I said, “She had to take a leak and didn’t want a crowd so she took a little walk. She found her girlfriend dead and screamed.” I eyeballed the teenybopper. “That about right?”

“Yes.”

“Where are the boys?” Lawson asked.

“Back at camp. Like I said, it’s just over that way.”

“They didn’t come running when you screamed twice?” I asked.

“Teenage boys, you know.” The girl placed her hands on her hips like I was supposed to understand about young men not waking up when one of their girlfriends screams her head off.

“Let’s go visit the campsite and see if the boys are ready to wake up,” I said.

Two hours later, the sheriff had the murder scene under control and the guilty person in custody. They also had a red pickup impounded. My eyes popped when I saw the six strips of bacon that arrived with the two eggs over medium I ordered in the local restaurant. Yeah, it was the restaurant from the movie, except the movie wasn’t actually filmed in Forks, but hey, it was close enough to fill an August morning with teenage girl type tourists and their tow-along parents.

“You know what’s on my mind,” Lawson said as he snagged a bite of hot cakes.

“You want to know how I did it, right?”

“Like always.”

I swallowed some coffee and jumped in. “You’ll recall that Douglas First claimed he didn’t do it. He said he was with the sophomore at the time of the murder and that I should check with the sophomore to confirm his alibi.”

The waitress poured us both another cup of java.

Lawson leapt for the sugar bowl. “What did the sophomore say?”

“Sophomore confirmed the story. They were together. Then the sophomore said something interesting.”

“What was that?” Lawson stirred his mug.

“The sophomore said that the junior and Tanya Rock were spending a lot of time together, if you get my drift.”

“Yeah, I get it. Anything else?” Lawson chewed a bite of hotcake.

“I talked to Richard Spooner and he said he hasn’t been spending all that much time with the junior. He prefers to hang out with the senior.”

“That’s all you needed to know?” Lawson reached for his mug.

“Only one of the three suspects could have done it, right?” I jammed a bite of bacon into my yap.

“Yep. Had to be Douglas First, Tanya Rock or Richard Spooner.”

“The sophomore and Douglas First have provided an alibi for each other, right?”

“Yep. 

“So that only leaves one suspect, right?”

“Of course. The murderer has to be…”

Whodunit?

DOUGLAS FIRST TANYA ROCK RICHARD SPOONER

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