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Mystery

RECONSTRUCTING THE CRIME

By Paul R. Lloyd

I should have known Lawson would barge through my door, squeaking the old brass hinges and tipping his hat to Bertie as he plowed into my office. The noise from the construction project across the street was deafening. Until this morning when it stopped at about the same time the joe finished brewing. Should have known there was a caper in the project. You don’t stop the wheel loaders and excavators for anything short of murder on a clear day.

“Whaddya know, Lawson?” I pulled a pencil from behind my ear and scratched around my linoleum-topped desk for a piece of paper to write on.

“Notice how quiet it is across the street?” Lawson poured himself a coffee, using my MCP mug, the one with the pig chewing on the M.

Here it comes. I stare Lawson in the eye. “Jilted lover clobbers his ex-girlfriend with an excavator bucket as she saunters by on her way to work?”

“Did you see it? 

“Kidding, Lawson. What have you got?”

“You didn’t see it?” Lawson holds out a hand like I can put my answer into it.

“No, did you?” I toss the paper back on my desk.

“You’re so close.”

“Takes a murder to bring you to my office and I imagine about the same for a construction company to shut down on a sunny day.”

“Girl got herself waffled with a bucket, but nobody saw it.” Lawson shakes his head.

“Bet it was the excavator operator.”

“Or the wheel loader operator or the backhoe operator. Bottom line is somebody squashed her.”

“So it was an accident. Why does it always have to be a murder?"

“Murder. Three suspects. All the same motive.”

“Tell me she was playing all three of them.”

“She was playing all three of them.”

“And nobody saw whodunit?”

“Nobody alive.”

“Didn’t the two operators who didn’t do it see the other operator do it? Seems somebody would be willing to admit they didn’t do it and point the finger at his buddy.” I watched Lawson’s face screw up as he tried to follow me.

Lawson gave his head another shake like he was chasing the bats out of his belfry. “All three claim they were pointed in another direction working the jobsite. Nobody saw nothing. One of the numbskulls had the temerity to suggest maybe a dozer operator snuck by from across town to get her. Seems she was a busy lady.”

“You have your interview notes?”

“As per usual.” Lawson handed me a mud-splattered sheet of paper.

I took the paper and found the following two sentences.

The guy operating the excavator doesn’t like Kurt.

Jamal didn’t see the murder because he was busy over on the other side of the worksite backing into the excavator at the time.

I put the muddy scrap of paper on my desk and picked up my java. “You’ve three operators so there's three suspects, right Lawson?”

“That’s correct: Kurt, Jamal and Bill.”

“Your notes don’t tell me much.”

“So?”

“So you don’t like to make life easy, do you? Not to worry, Lawson. You owe me a Black Dingus lunch. The murderer is…”

Whodunit?

Kurt Jamal Bill

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